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Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Guys on the roof
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.