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Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!