Dog is yawning
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Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.”
The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.”
Man: “And that frees me from my sin?”
Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.
Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!