DOG PLAYS ON THE PIANO

Dog plays on the piano

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New jokes

Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.

Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."