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Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman.
Boy: Why do you look so fat?
Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me.
Boy: Is it a good baby?
Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby.
Boy: Then why did you eat it?!