GIRL IS LOOKING AT THE VOID

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Girl is looking at the void

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New jokes

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

MY WIFE AND I ARE REALLY IN SYNC
If my wife has too much to drink at a party, starts yapping a little too much, I don't have to say anything... three little leg squeezes, she knows that means 'Put a sock in it, drunkie, time for you to wrap it up.' Somebody didn't have dinner like I suggested, now you're spouting off at the mouth divulging all the family secrets. You need to pipe down or we've got to f**king leave.

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."