BORED BABY READING THE BOOK

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Bored baby reading the book

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Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."