FUNNY FIGURE PLAYS THE BASKETBALL

Funny figure plays the basketball

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Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left

LIGHTS OFF
I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?'

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!