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Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.