Dog with man watching TV
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Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"
Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"
Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"
Patrick: "What school?"
Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.