Man screaming
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Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Don“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"
Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"
Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"
Patrick: "What school?"
Guys on the roof
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.