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Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"
Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"
Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"
Patrick: "What school?"
Don“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.