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Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.
Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.