Santa with funny reindeers
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Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death?
Employee: No, because there is no proof of it.
Boss: Well there is now !
Employee: How?
Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left
Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."
Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.
Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!