SIMON COWELL IS DEPRESSED

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Simon Cowell is depressed

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Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

DonĀ“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison