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Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death?
Employee: No, because there is no proof of it.
Boss: Well there is now !
Employee: How?
Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left
Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.”
The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.”
Man: “And that frees me from my sin?”
Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.