Woman kicks another woman
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Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.
Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."