PIG ENJOYS TRAVELLING

Pig enjoys travelling

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New jokes

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"