Monkey falls down
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Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?"
"Where the babies come from, darling."
"In the stork?"
Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.
Google
Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.