GIRL FALLS DOWN FROM BED

Girl falls down from bed

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Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Lost in desert
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Private investigator
A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."

LIGHTS OFF
I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?'