Penguins falling down
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Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."
Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death?
Employee: No, because there is no proof of it.
Boss: Well there is now !
Employee: How?
Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.