PENGUINS FALLING DOWN

Penguins falling down

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Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."

Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.