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Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."
Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death?
Employee: No, because there is no proof of it.
Boss: Well there is now !
Employee: How?
Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left
Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.