Man falls down while smiling
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Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Google
Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.