Man falls down from chair in TV show
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Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"
Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"
Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"
Patrick: "What school?"
Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Don“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.