Man falls down from chair in TV show
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Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.