Chil falling down in snow
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Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.