MAN FALLS DOWN

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Man falls down

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New jokes

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.