Woman sends the kisses
#cute #sweet #kiss #woman #girl #love #feature #activities #people #emotion
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"
Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"
Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"
Patrick: "What school?"