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Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman.
Boy: Why do you look so fat?
Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me.
Boy: Is it a good baby?
Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby.
Boy: Then why did you eat it?!