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New jokes

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.