Christmas cat playing with cap
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Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?"
"Where the babies come from, darling."
"In the stork?"
Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"
Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"
Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"
Patrick: "What school?"
Google
Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Don“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.