MEN KISSES THE CATS

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Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Private investigator
A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left