CAT HEAD DRINKS FROM CUP

Cat head drinks from cup

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Guys on the roof
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison

Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.