CAT CARRYING KITTY CAT

Cat is carrying kitty cat in mouth

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Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Mr. and Mrs. Brown
Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, "What are you doing?" "Playing a game," the boy replied. "What is your name?" the officer questioned. "Mind Your Own Business." Furious the policeman inquired, "Are you looking for trouble?!" The boy replied, "Why, yes."

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!