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Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.
Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman.
Boy: Why do you look so fat?
Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me.
Boy: Is it a good baby?
Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby.
Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!