MANNY FALLS IN LOVE

Manny falls in love

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Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Guys on the roof
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!