HUNGRY MANNY AND SID

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Hungry manny and sid

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Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.