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New jokes

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

DonĀ“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.