Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.