Happy dancing olaf
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Mr. and Mrs. Brown
Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, "What are you doing?" "Playing a game," the boy replied. "What is your name?" the officer questioned. "Mind Your Own Business." Furious the policeman inquired, "Are you looking for trouble?!" The boy replied, "Why, yes."
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.