MAGICIAN ELSA

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Magician elsa

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New jokes

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."