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Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.