AT THE DINERS CLUB

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At the diners club

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Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Lost in desert
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.