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Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Reporter vs man
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."

Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.