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New jokes

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Guys on the roof
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.