THE SIMPSONS FAMILY

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The simpsons family

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Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

How were people born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.