The simpsons family
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Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
DonĀ“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.