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Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."
Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.