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50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.
Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!