FLOOD IN HOMER HOUSE

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Flood in homer house

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Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"