HUNGRY BELLY

Hungry belly

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School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"

Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.