HYPNOTIZED SIMPSONS

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Hypnotized simpsons

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Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Birthday
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99