STRANGE TALKING CATS

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Strange talking cats

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Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

MY WIFE AND I ARE REALLY IN SYNC
If my wife has too much to drink at a party, starts yapping a little too much, I don't have to say anything... three little leg squeezes, she knows that means 'Put a sock in it, drunkie, time for you to wrap it up.' Somebody didn't have dinner like I suggested, now you're spouting off at the mouth divulging all the family secrets. You need to pipe down or we've got to f**king leave.

Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left

Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.