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Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.